Yo mama, the classic joke. With so many on the internet which are the best? These are the best.

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Yo mama so fat she need a whole bus to transport her to hear to down the street!

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma's so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the "Under 17 not permitted" sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.

Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo momma's so fat, she has to wear six different watches: one for each time zone.

Yo momma's so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo momma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo momma's so fat she really light up a room, everytime she moves away from the wiondow!

Yo momma's so dumb, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo momma's so fat, the aliens call her "the mothership."

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Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo momma's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo momma's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the pavement cracked up.

And yo momma's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."