The Worst Valentine's Day Ever
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO! This cannot be happening. No, no, no. I am not going to let this happen. Valentine’s day cannot be here. Not yet anyway, no not yet. (Trying not to freak out) How can this be happening?! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Why can’t we just skip to the 4th of July? I hate Valentine's Day,I never get any flowers or chocolates not anything at all. If I had even one-fourth of Julie Eddington’s Valentine gifts I would be totally fine. But, no. She always has something to say when we come back from Valentines Daybreak. Like last year, Oh no, no, no. She said the worst possible thing she could have said IN HISTORY!!! Oh. My. Word. You would NOT believe what she said. Ugh. So it was like any other day I walked in the door and of course, Julie had to comment on my dress. I had just gotten it for my birthday. Can you imagine how bad that must feel, well let me just say it felt pretty bad if I do say so myself? Then I just shrugged it off and acted like it was no big even though it was. Then during 3rd hour, Julie thought she could just start bragging about how many flowers and chocolates she got. She even told me to go put my P.E. clothes back on. Then typical Julie she went and gossiped behind my back to her friend Zara all she had said. The nerve in that girl is unbelievable, I did not think it could get any worse but then of course it did. Then she went up to me and said “Hey, Sarah! Look how many cards, chocolates, and flowers I got.” I faked a smile and said “Good for you!” I couldn’t stand it I just went to the bathroom and cried. Why couldn’t she just be nice to me for once? Then, of course, I had to see her at church. Yep, I know. She. Goes. To. My. Church. As if I don't see her enough. And it is not like I can just skip out. My dad is the pastor. Ugh. So then last year when we had the Valentine's Day Party at my church, of course, she was there. But there she acts like we are BEST FRIENDS. (Even though we are NOT) HELP ME!!!! And again typical Julie, the next day at school she had to go around and complain, saying how lame the party was last night because my dad is the pastor. (so rude) Julie even told me that she loved the party. Such a liar. As you can see I am NOT looking forward to this year’s Valentine's Day. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Sarah Clark
Credits
Writers: Grace H.(Julie) and Emma T.(Sarah)
Hope you guys have a great Valentines day and get lots of chocolate and flowers. Thanks for reading
Why Santa Should be in Jail
by Clayton You all know everything about Santa, the big, fat, crazy man, right? He knows when you are sleeping and knows when you are awake. That strange man should be in jail. Surprisingly, he has a wife. Now I am starting to question her, too.
Would you be creeped out if you knew some dude that eats cookies and watches kids all day? Do you all know all about the elves that work for Santa? Right, what if those little elves are actually children? To be frank, Santa should be not allowed to be around children. He ’s not just a weirdo that watches kids, he also apparently thinks he is not married. I’ll prove it. Have you guys heard of the kid saying he saw Santa kissing his mom? See?
This Santa also got children to believe that he can get you everything you want. How did you get that little girl her hippopotamus? Why should Santa not be questioned like a normal person? Honestly, this guy should not be trusted with children. Why, because he is a strange man that watches kids for a living. If my mom asked what I wanted to do, and I said watch children, she would most likely send me to a mental institute.
So, let's think about this Santa -- he is making living watching children and is considered a normal person. What has happened in America? Sadly, this is the end, and Santa is still out there.
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The Tale of the Thanksgiving Turkey
by Ace and Shawn
It all started in Pittsburgh county Mississippi in 1869
Hunter Joe : Shhh I'm hunting for turkeys, Billy
Billy: But dad...
Hunter Joe: Don’t but me...shhhhh
Turkey Bob III: Goble goble goble
BOOM !BOOM !BOOM !
Hunter Joe: Gorsh dangit, Billy, you done scared away my turkey. YOU DONE DID IT THIS TIME GO HOME TO YOU MAMA NOW YOU AINT MADE TO HUNT!
Billy: But Mama will yell at me if I come back without a Thanksgiving turkey (says quietly).
Hunter Joe: Don't raise your voice at me, boy !!!!
Billy: But Pa… (sadly says Billy) WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I’LL GET THE BIGGEST GAME PRIZE IN MISSISSIPPI!
Later that night…
Mama : Why are you home so early, Billy?
Billy: Pa sent me home because of his bad shooten.
Maa: Your pa better bring me home a Thanksgiving tukey if he’s gonna send my angel home without a turkey.
Later back in the woods…
Hunter Joe: Where in the heck are all them turkeys? That there son of mine must have scared them all away on his way home.
Turkey: Gobel gobel gobel
Hunter Joe: What was that … there he is, a turkey, that's the perfect one.
BOOM!
Characters: Hunter Joe, Mama, Turkey, and Billy
The Disastrous Christmas
By Rilee
It was Christmas day and every kid in the world was waking up and rushing to open presents.But they soon discovered that there were no presents,no Christmas spirit, and no Christmas rushing through their veins as they open presents.
REWIND
It was Christmas Eve at Santa’s workshop every elf was preparing for the big lift off of Santa’s sleigh.Santa got in his sleigh and grabbed his big red bag filled to the brim with presents for every boy and girl. He was ready, so he said goodbye to his elves and flew away. Not long after, his sleigh broke down and the sleigh with Santa crashed. Now all the presents were lost and this day soon became the disastrous Christmas.
This was hopefully never ever going to happen again. And so that night the whole world wasn’t filled with Christmas spirit, due to this. After that Christmas, the elves quit their jobs and were normal kids. And so, from that year forward there was never a Christmas again.You didn’t know every story didn’t have a happily ever after, did you?