The Accident: The True Story of Snow White

Once upon a time, I was minding my own business. Then, Snow White came along and she started to be rude. She told me, “I am the most beautiful in the land.” Am I not beautiful? They think I'm the rude one! Everybody thinks I did something evil. I just said stop being rude, but she kept doing it. Am I the evil one here? I mean, you get it, right?

It’s not my fault she wandered off to the woods. I just gave her a basket of apples. It's not my fault she ate a spoiled apple. I really did not want to put a spoiled apple in the basket. She really overreacted about it. She should have just called the doctor or something.

After that day, Snow White started to tell everyone I was evil. I wish she did not tell everyone I'm evil.

The end