Your Jet or Mine?
Jerry: Hi, Barbara, are you going to the EPA Conference next week?
Barbara : Yes, I am. How about you?
Jerry: Fantastic! Would you like to take your G5 or my Jetstar?
Barbara : Lets take you Jetsar. Im taking the G5 to my mansion in the Caymans on Monday. The G5 interior is so dreary. I'm getting a new interior with imported Brazilian mahogany when I return.
Jerry: That sounds delightful. Where is the Mahogany going?
Barbara: We are remodelling the Jet's Bar. The bar will be trimmed with the Ivory we got while on the Save the Sahara Conference in Congo last month. I just had to get it, since it so well matched the beautiful baby sealskin bar stools.
Jerry: Ok, we’ll take the Jetstar. It burns much more fuel, but will get us there much earlier. That will give us enough time to take a visit to the Congressional Spa in Virginia.
Barbara: Sounds wonderful. I heard it is going to be cold. I better bring my new mink fur that the Russian Ambassador gave me at the Greenpeace Speech in Copenhagen last month.
Jerry: Fantastic. I’m so excited to speak for our Environment and our country!
Barbara: Yes we need to keep these greedy corporations in line!