If you’re reading this, I’m dead (womp womp). Here’s my will of the most important things under my ownership.
I, Lucas McKnight, of golf mind and average body, will the following
my architecture firm to my right-hand man Isaac Ward, because why not.
My car collection to Jameson McKnight, because he watched Top Gear with me a lot.
My golf balls to Logan Theummel and Conner Snear, because they suck and will need them once they send all of theirs into the woods.
My ELITE shooting skills to Rylin LaCroix, because why not.
My brain surgery cranium to the Smithsonian, because they need to know how someone lost IQ so quickly.