Here at Oyster Bay High School, there is a fine theater arts program, which has the potential to expand. This year alone, there have been three plays, and over the years, so many more. However, there's been a problem all this time in the theater program: there aren't enough boys trying out for roles. In the most recent play, there were only two boys in the entire show. Usually, this would not be a problem, but because of the absence of guys, we cannot do certain shows, such as Grease. Grease is a 1978 musical comedy film perfect for schools to perform, but as Mrs. Dissinger said, “You can't put a feminine voice on Danny Zuko.” And she's exactly right. If we tried to do Grease and ended up with only a few boys in a performance that needs strong male voices, we would run into problems. So guys, let's hear your best acting and singing chops!