The next part of our story begins four years later on the great Island of St. LUCIA, THE HELEN OF THE WEST, where my mum grew up. As we were preparing to head to a funeral (ironic, I know), my mummy and aunt were cooking breakfast, when I, being the impatient squirt that I was (and still am), decided that I just COULDN’T wait one second longer, so I snitched and swallowed a whole boiled egg. Yes, in fact, I realize that I am an idiot, but please do remember that I was only four at the time and my judgment was not exactly the best. So there I was, choking on an egg, and everyone was panicking. I kept hacking and coughing, but I just could not seem to dislodge it. I began clawing at my throat, when suddenly my uncle came to his senses, flipped me upside down, holding me by my ankles, and began to slap me on my back until the egg finally flew out of my mouth. I could breathe again! That’s two lives down, seven left (I hope!).