JOKES (MATH EDITION):

*ANSWERS AT THE BOTTOM*

-Which tool is best for math? 

-Swimmers love one kind of math more than all others, what is it? 

-Why can’t your nose grow to be 12 inches long? 

-Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?

-Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? 

-How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation? 

-Why do plants hate math? 

-What is a bird’s favorite type of math? 

-Do you know who invented algebra?

-What’s the one shape you should avoid at all costs? 

JOKE ANSWERS:

-The multi-pliers.

-Dive-ision!

-Because then it would be a foot.

- The teacher told him not to use tables.

-It improved di-vision.

-By Completing the Scare.

- It gives them square roots.

-Owl-gebra

-An x-pert.

-A TRAP-ezoid.