Big Bad Wolf

In my defense, everything was an accident. I was really sick and my tummy hurt, so I wanted to go to my neighbors just to see if they had any sugar so I could make a cake to make me feel better. My tummy would still hurt, but I would like a cake.

So I went up to the first pig's house because he was closest to me, and I knocked. I said, "Yo, Piggy Kevin, you got any sugar?" and he ran away scared. I said, "Yo Piggy Kevin, I don't wanna eat you. Do you got any sugar to make a cake with? He hid in a corner and yelled, "Oh Mister Kernikister, please don't eat me!!!" I had no intention of eating him, but because of my cold, I accidentally sneezed and blew down his entire house. In my defense, he's bad at making houses with straws.

I accuse him of racism because not all of the wolves are meanie eatie guys.

The same thing happened at the second pig's house, so I went to the last pig's house and accused his brothers of wolfism!