Language
Language can cover so many things! In class we learn where words came from, how they got their meaning and how words change over time. We also tell a lot of jokes because to understand jokes you need to know a great deal of language! Words have different meanings and that is why jokes are so funny. Tell jokes to your child and have them tell you some as well. Discuss why they are funny and what word made it laughable.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her.