Thor Goes To Career Counseling
Poem - by Cislyn Smith
look, you can't just say
God
was your profession
were you reimbursed
or was it a volunteer position?
'paid in mead' doesn't sound very
credible, really.
and just how long were you
engaged in deitific activities anyway?
I see a significant gap
on your résumé here
your skill set is very light
and judging by your glower
you don't interview very well
so really it's no wonder
they turned you down
listen, honey
not just anyone can be
a weatherman
you know