More about this year's show...
"Look! We gotta' stop the 606!"
Synopsis:
Two loveley sisters who run the town schoolhouse and cafe are about to lose both when the dastardly villain, who'd been plotting to get rich off their losses, shows up and offers to marry them. When they refuse, he resorts to... yup, tying the poor innocent girls to the railroad tracks. Good thing the sherrif and his deputy are looking out for those lovely ladies. The villain better keep an eye out!
Here's a just sample of the script:
(Scene 1)
[Approaching TRAIN bears down on sisters tied to the tracks]
Conductor: Coming in to Park City! Next stop, Park City!
Sophie: Goodbye, dear sister! This is the end for us!
Penny: Dearest Sophronia! Do not give up hope! Let us call
for help!
Sophie: Yes, Penelope, we shall call for help. Help!
Penny: Help!
Both: HELP! [Enter Cowboys]
Cowboy 1: Now just hold yer horses, and slow down one cotton-pickin’ minute!
Siggy 1: PAUSE
Cowboy 2: (to the audience) I suppose you all is wonderin’ how these here sisters…
Cowboy 3: . . . They’s purtier than peaches ’n cream!
Cowboy 2: . . . how these here sisters done got theirselves in this here predicament!
Siggy 2: FLASHBACK [Train backs up and sisters remove themselves and table turns]