A Pirate's Ransom
Avast, ye scurvy scoundrels and scalawags of Namron! You've been invaded by The Dark Horsemen of the great ship, 'The Dark Horse!' His Beardship, Lord Captain Savage, has sent his crew out and they have kidnapped yer beloved Baroness. Our demands have been parlayed to yer Baron Andrew Turnbull of Namron. If his Excellency and the subjects of Namron want to see their beloved Baroness again then ye shall pay the ransom demanded by us pirates.
Do ya really believe that yer Protectorate Champions shall save ye and yer Baroness?
You will deliver to us our ransom during the first weekend of October, the 6th through the 8th, 2017 at the Port of Camp Graham Ball,
12442 FM 368, Holiday, TX 76366
Or ye Baroness shall find herself Baronless! Yarr har har!