Anonymous Confessions

Collected by Reese Rojas-Stuerzel

• "I have stolen some Sharpies from the art teacher."

• "I ate about 24 sausage links at lunch."

• "I was a girl in the village doin' all right, then I became a sharky overnight."

• "I cheated on a bio test and still failed."

• "I eat gum off the floor."

• "I cheated on a math exam."

• "I don't say the Pledge of Allegiance because my class is too quiet."

• "Sometimes I speed-walk in the hallways and pretend I’m in a dramatic teen movie."

• "Last week I confidently told a teacher to ‘move please’ in the hallway because I thought they were another student blocking the stairs. I didn’t realize until they said ‘excuse me?’ with adult disappointment."

• "I thought the principal was a new student the first week and asked what grade they were in."

• "I still don’t know how to open my locker properly. I just yank it and hope it gives up."

• "I once went to the Salvation Army and found the itchiest wool sweater they had. I then wrapped it and put it on Mr. White's desk with a note that said it was handmade with wool from my Grandmother's farm. He wore it to school the next day and itched his neck the whole time."

• "I’m addicted to playing Adopt Me on Roblox."

• "I like Tim Buck."

• "I licked a glue stick before and it tasted good."

• "I am obsessed with Vampire Diaries."