Impeachment Nite

‘Twas the night before impeachment when all through the house

the Democrats were shouting “get rid of that louse.”

The articles were presented by the chairman with care

with hopes that real justice soon would be there.

The Republicans were nestled all snug in lobbyists' beds

While visions of dollar signs danced in their heads.

Melania in her kerchief and POTUS in a MAGA cap

has settled down in separate beds for a long winter’s nap

When out on the White House lawn there arose such a clatter

POTUS rolled out of bed cuz Fox News is all that matters

He jumped out the window into the dark night

I must get to that Chopper to blurt out a sound bite

When what to our wondering eyes should appear,

but a telephone transcript with eight lines* he should fear

For an overweight fatty he’s pretty darn quick

I knew in a moment it must be the prick.

More rapid than fast food his coursers they came

And he whistled and shouted and call them by name,

(And one by one the Republicans they came.)

Now Pence! Now Mitch! Now Barr and Lindsay!

On Rudy!, On Brett!! And Mick Mulvany!!

When they meet with a fact they propose a “true lie”

They call on Fox News, they will certainly comply.

With the money they made bilking America and lootin’

They will escape to Russia with the protection of Putin

And then in a twinkling Nancy held back for a while

The articles of impeachment until there can be a fair trial.

He's made back door deals with Russia, Ukraine and China

and he still thinks he can grab a Woman by her vagina.

He’s raped the environment in favor of the “corporation”

He’s increased homelessness throughout our nation!

Then there was a terrible noise and a horrible sound

Then down the chimney IMPOTUS came with a bound

he was dressed in MAGA gear from head to foot

his clothes were all tattered his tie dragging in soot

An empty sack he had flung on his back

Looking like a homeless guy just opening his pack

He took all the toys and was gone way too soon

He would send them to North Korea to give Jong-Un.

He sprang to his Chopper and gave the senate possy a whistle

and away they all flew like the down of a thistle

He headed to Florida to play golf where it's sunny

he said f*** them all I'll win in 2020!