Told from multiple points of view, 5 Clones is an epistolary tale which takes place at a time when California and Texas are seceding from the United States amidst growing environmental and political disasters. Dan, a former pot farmer from Colorado, is driving across the New Federal Union (NFU) to California to sell his five clones which were created in a Federal lab to be loyal low intelligence farm hands for him. Along the way he picks up a beautiful, mysterious woman named Mary. When she is suddenly shot at an NFU checkpoint in Reno, it becomes obvious that she is being hunted by a deadly assassin whose weapon of choice is autonomous military attack drones. As Mary and Dan attempt to covertly enter California, one of Dan's clones, who was never considered to be capable of speech, starts waking him up in the middle of the night to tell him strange fables.