Would you Rather

Would you rather eat only crunchy food or only soft food?

Would you rather talk to dolphins or talk to eagles?

Would you rather sneeze glitter or cough bubbles?

Would you rather always be “it” in tag or never be “it” in tag?

Would you rather hop everywhere like a frog or waddle everywhere like a penguin?

Would you rather ride an ostrich or ride a kangaroo?

Would you rather laugh every time someone says your name or cry every time someone claps?

Would you rather play dodgeball with marshmallows or with pillows?

Would you rather eat cereal with orange juice instead of milk or eat toast dipped in soda?

Would you rather glow in the dark or sparkle in the sunlight?

Would you rather text with emojis only or only be able to send voice messages?

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or Jell-O for legs?

Would you rather control your house with a remote or control your classroom with a remote?

Would you rather ride a giraffe to school or an elephant to school?

Would you rather have butterfly wings or a peacock’s feathers?

Would you rather your teacher always sings lessons or always tells jokes?

Would you rather sneeze bubbles or hiccup glitter?

Would you rather burp confetti or fart rainbows?

Would you rather play soccer with a giant beach ball or basketball with a tennis ball?

Would you rather teleport to school or fly to school?

Would you rather always have sticky fingers or always have messy hair?

Would you rather play video games with no sound or board games with missing pieces?

Would you rather have to carry a backpack full of bricks or wear a clown wig to school every day?

Would you rather be able to talk to your shadow or your reflection?

Would you rather play tag in the rain or hide-and-seek in the snow?

Would you rather sit in the front row forever or the very back forever?

Would you rather eat spaghetti with syrup or pancakes with ketchup?

Would you rather control plants or control clouds?

Would you rather live in a video game world or in a comic book world?

Would you rather hop on one foot for a year or skip everywhere for a year?

Would you rather be the fastest runner in your class or the best jumper?

Would you rather have headphones that always play your favorite song or glasses that show you funny cat videos?

Would you rather eat fries without salt or chips without flavoring?

Would you rather sneeze every time you laugh or hiccup every time you sneeze?

Would you rather swim with whales or fly with geese?

Would you rather erase one subject forever or add an extra recess every day?

Would you rather live in a tree full of monkeys or a cave full of bats (both friendly)?

Would you rather eat pizza without cheese or spaghetti without sauce?

Would you rather never lose a race or never miss a basketball shot?

Would you rather glow like a light bulb or buzz like a bee when excited?

Would you rather have popcorn stuck in your teeth forever or brain freeze every time you eat ice cream

Would you rather shoot bubbles from your mouth or laser beams from your eyes (but only to toast bread)?

Would you rather burp rainbows or sneeze sprinkles?

Would you rather do art class every day or gym class every day?

Would you rather sleep in a lion’s den (they’re friendly!) or swim with friendly sharks?

Would you rather eat ice cream with pickles or pizza with chocolate chips?

Would you rather always walk backward or always walk sideways?

Would you rather have a hamster the size of a horse or a horse the size of a hamster?

Would you rather be great at every sport or great at every board game?

Would you rather control electronics with your voice or toys with your mind?

Would you rather sneeze slime or hiccup feathers?

Would you rather wear shoes that squeak or pants that jingle?

Would you rather laugh like a goat or snort like a pig every time you laugh?

Would you rather play hide-and-seek in the dark or tag in the snow?

Would you rather talk to dolphins or talk to trees?

Would you rather live on a floating island or in an underground bunker?

Would you rather be able to freeze time for 10 seconds or rewind 10 seconds?

Would you rather only use crayons in class or only use highlighters?

Would you rather always have sticky shoes or squeaky socks?

Would you rather glow in the dark when nervous or sneeze glitter when surprised?

Would you rather swim in a pool of Jell-O or a pool of pudding?

Would you rather control time for one minute a day or fly for one minute a day?

Would you rather burp bubbles or sneeze slime?

Would you rather your favorite toy come alive or your favorite video game become real?

Would you rather eat only green food or only red food for a week?

Would you rather laugh until you cry every day or cry until you laugh every day?

Would you rather write with your feet or type with your nose?

Would you rather always smell like pizza or always smell like cookies?

Would you rather talk to your reflection or talk to your pet’s reflection?

Would you rather glow like a firefly or chirp like a cricket?

Would you rather play soccer with marshmallows or basketball with pillows?

Would you rather always get brain freeze from water or never be able to eat ice cream again?

Would you rather sneeze spaghetti or burp chocolate milk?

Would you rather ride a skateboard that flies or shoes that bounce super high?

Would you rather eat spaghetti that tastes like chocolate or chocolate that tastes like spaghetti?

Would you rather your favorite subject be doubled or your least favorite subject disappear?

Would you rather play video games all day or play outside all day?

Would you rather control animals with your voice or plants with your hands?

Would you rather wear socks on your hands or gloves on your feet?

Would you rather live in a house made of Legos or a house made of pillows?

Would you rather sneeze every time you blink or hiccup every time you smile?

Would you rather ride a giraffe or ride an elephant to school?

Would you rather eat fries with chocolate or ice cream with mustard?

Would you rather swim in a pool of spaghetti or a pool of cereal?

Would you rather burp glitter or sneeze bubbles?

Would you rather only watch funny videos or only watch science videos?

Would you rather hop everywhere like a frog or crawl everywhere like a crab?

Would you rather wear a hat that’s too small or shoes that are too big?

Would you rather burp slime or sneeze sprinkles?

Would you rather control clouds or control sunshine?

Would you rather ride a giant turtle or a giant rabbit?

Would you rather play board games with missing pieces or video games with no sound?

Would you rather wear a raincoat in summer or shorts in winter?

Would you rather live in a comic book or in a video game?

Would you rather text only emojis or only send selfies?

Would you rather sneeze bubbles every time you laugh or hiccup glitter every time you talk?

Would you rather ride a dragonfly the size of a horse or a horsefly the size of a dog?

Would you rather sneeze like a trumpet or burp like a drum?

Would you rather play tag in a giant maze or hide-and-seek in a castle?

Would you rather sneeze soap bubbles or burp snowflakes?

Would you rather live in a treehouse that never stops growing or a castle that never stops shrinking?

Would you rather your shoes light up when you walk or your backpack play music when you move?

Would you rather ride a roller coaster to school or slide down a giant water slide to school?

Would you rather always hop like a kangaroo or always crawl like a crab?

Would you rather play basketball with a balloon or soccer with a beach ball?

Would you rather hiccup bubbles or sneeze popcorn?

Would you rather live in a house made of candy canes or a house made of marshmallows?

Would you rather have a pencil that never runs out of lead or a notebook that never runs out of paper?

Would you rather sing every time you read or dance every time you write?

Would you rather ride a unicorn to school or fly in on a giant eagle?

Would you rather live on the moon or under the sea?

Would you rather only eat food that is freezing cold or food that is burning hot?

Would you rather swim across a pool of Jell-O or a pool of mashed potatoes?

Would you rather write with a carrot or draw with a candy cane?

Would you rather your backpack always be too heavy or always squeak loudly?

Would you rather talk in rhymes forever or sing everything you say?

Would you rather wear pajamas to school every day or wear a costume every day?

Would you rather have rainbow-colored hair or hair that changes with your mood?

Would you rather your shoes squeak or your chair squeak every time you move?

Would you rather have a pet penguin or a pet panda?

Would you rather eat spaghetti with chopsticks or cereal with a fork?

Would you rather swim in a pool of orange juice or a pool of soda?

Would you rather burp every time someone claps or hiccup every time someone laughs?

Would you rather be able to fly like a paper airplane or bounce like a basketball?

Would you rather eat cookies for breakfast every day or pizza for dinner every day?

Would you rather have shoelaces that tie themselves or a backpack that carries itself?

Would you rather play hide-and-seek in a cave or tag in a forest?

Would you rather wear mismatched shoes forever or inside-out shirts forever?

Would you rather sneeze glitter every time you wake up or hiccup bubbles every time you eat?

Would you rather be able to shrink to the size of an ant or grow to the size of a bus?

Would you rather ride a snail that goes super fast or a cheetah that goes slow?

Would you rather be famous for a week or invisible for a week?

Would you rather have a pillow that tells jokes or a blanket that sings?

Would you rather have your pencils dance or your erasers sing?

Would you rather live in a house that spins or a house that floats?

Would you rather sneeze rain or burp sunshine?

Would you rather ride a slide that never ends or jump on a trampoline that never stops bouncing?

Would you rather always have to walk backward or always have to skip?

Would you rather only eat breakfast foods forever or only eat dinner foods forever?

Would you rather talk to squirrels or talk to butterflies?

Would you rather wear socks on your hands or gloves on your feet?

Would you rather burp sprinkles or sneeze chocolate chips?

Would you rather sleep in a tent every night or in a treehouse every night?

Would you rather ride to school in a racecar or a rocket?

Would you rather eat chips without crunch or popcorn without flavor?

Would you rather glow like a glow stick or sparkle like glitter?

Would you rather be able to jump like a kangaroo or swing like a monkey?

Would you rather only whisper forever or only yell forever?

Would you rather sneeze glitter on your friends or hiccup bubbles in class?

Would you rather live in a video game or in a cartoon?

Would you rather have a backpack that refills snacks or a pencil case that refills supplies?

Would you rather laugh like a hyena or roar like a lion?

Would you rather your shoes never wear out or your clothes never get dirty?

Would you rather eat a sandwich made of candy or a sandwich made of chips?

Would you rather live where it always snows or where it’s always sunny?

Would you rather swim with dolphins or swing with monkeys?

Would you rather be able to freeze water or heat up ice?

Would you rather burp rainbows every morning or sneeze sparkles every night?

Would you rather your teacher only give pop quizzes or only give group projects?

Would you rather fly like a paper airplane or float like a balloon?

Would you rather play games with no winners or races with no finish line?

Would you rather live in a rainbow or live in a cloud?

Would you rather eat pizza with no cheese or cookies with no sugar?

Would you rather ride a dolphin in the ocean or a camel in the desert?

Would you rather have a robot that carries you or a robot that makes you snacks?

Would you rather sneeze noodles or burp lemonade?

Would you rather ride roller skates that never stop or ride a scooter that floats?

Would you rather live in a house made of cardboard or a house made of sand?

Would you rather write with a marker that changes colors or a pen that sings?

Would you rather have spaghetti for fingers or marshmallows for toes?

Would you rather always walk on your tiptoes or always stomp loudly?

Would you rather eat chocolate-covered broccoli or pickle-flavored ice cream?

Would you rather have hair made of spaghetti or fingernails made of licorice?

Would you rather wear a cape every day or a crown every day?

Would you rather have socks that always stay warm or shoes that never get dirty?

Would you rather eat soup with a fork or cereal with chopsticks?

Would you rather be able to whistle like a bird or hum like a bee?

Would you rather ride a cloud to school or a rainbow to school?

Would you rather sneeze every time you say hello or hiccup every time you say goodbye?

Would you rather have homework that does itself or chores that do themselves?

Would you rather play soccer with shoes that squeak or basketball with a ball that laughs?

Would you rather live inside a video game console or inside a candy store?

Would you rather have pencils that smell like candy or erasers that glow in the dark?

Would you rather swim in a pool of popcorn or a pool of marshmallows?

Would you rather write with invisible ink or talk with invisible words?

Would you rather your backpack always be filled with candy or filled with toys?

Would you rather always jump when you laugh or always spin when you sneeze?

Would you rather live in a house with walls of chocolate or floors of ice cream?

Would you rather burp jellybeans or sneeze popcorn?

Would you rather be able to slide on rainbows or climb on clouds?

Would you rather live in a library that never ends or an arcade that never closes?

Would you rather swim in soda or bounce on pudding?

Would you rather be able to run on water or climb up walls?

Would you rather laugh every time you blink or sneeze every time you talk?

Would you rather live in a snow globe or live in a sandcastle?

Would you rather eat spaghetti for breakfast or pancakes for dinner?

Would you rather always wear mittens or always wear earmuffs?

Would you rather fly in your dreams every night or control your dreams every night?

Would you rather have candy canes for fingers or popcorn for ears?

Would you rather have to do jumping jacks for 15 minutes straight or speak in front of a crowd for 1 minute?