Hero's Journey

One time there was a young feller named Erik who was left from his parents, slept with saber tooth cats and was trained well by the leader of the pack, but one day he crossed a river in chicken nugget land because he heard a scream .Then he came upon a old blue little dude with red pants and a red hat he had been there for a long time, until he felt someone kick him in the back so he checked over his shoulder but saw no one so he got up on his feet saying "what the Alex dill pickle is going on out here" SWOOSH "what was that " he wondered but before anything else happen he ran to his home. On his way he saw the little blue so he named him willy. As soon as he left Willy followed him so he took Willy with him on a adventure where he would fight crime in a matter of seconds but Willy would always knock the criminals in one punch so Erik got suspicions and asked Willy how he did that...nothing. The next day Erik went to see Willy but he was not there so he ran to his house only to find Willy carrying books on his head "silly willy why are you putting heavy books on your head" and took the books out of the little guys hand and tried to do it "hey i'm good at this wow " THUD "ow that really hurt and it still hurting" Willy laughed "hey that was not funny!" then Willy took the books and with a great leap he put the books on Erik's head balance willy said that startled Erik but he still got the hang of it *3 hours later* "Willy how much longer till i can take the books off my head" "relax this all part of the training " willy said calmly then they got to fighting willy said that the weakest part to knock out someone was the temple and he proved it on a watermelon then it was Erik's turn he punched it so hard he busted the watermelon "yes it is all done now"and willy died of old age then Erik saw what happened and he started to cry but before much drama happen a lady cried for help so Erik ran over there but stopped because it was the evilest villain of them all it was professor Jake so Erik tried to fight him but then...

THE END

One day there was a old fellow walking down the road and then suddenly a man came up to him saying "come with me and you wont get hurt" the old man obeyed as he was held at gun point " i don't know why you need a old fellow like me im useless and old of course, so why the need of me''.We just need you NOW and no explanations" they took me to a old lake and as i came to see it i remember something.It was the lake my parents where killed, still held captive as the man said his name was Cory and he said "hello Jason, 35 ain't bad for a person like you" my heart stopped for 3 seconds as i felt my knees hit the floor i was shocked by how he knew my name and my age. He tied me up and gave me a hockey mask waiting for my last words he said "it was nice knowin' ya we had good times together mate but it shall be the end of you friend.

He gave me a push and as i fell into the water i saw a big fish but the "fish" was not a fish it was a machete.Still in the water i slipped through the ropes that were stopping me from getting the machete so i slipped through the ropes and grabbed the machete as soon as i got it i got on my feet looking around i saw Cory run so i threw the machete at his back and...he died so know its been at least a year since that happened and know im known for haunting camp crystal lake so all hail the greatest god ever and no one will stop me then a couple years later i met Freddy krueger and i beat the HELL ( get the pun) out of him so they all made movies about me so guess what im famous and yet again im still unstoppable.