• What does John Cena say when he leaves?

Nice Cena!

• What did the dinosaur say when he saw something in the sky?

Meteroar!

• What do you call a happy rancher?

A Jolly Rancher.

• What does the rock say when he's cooking?

Do you smell what the rock is cooking?

• Why did the old man fall in the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

• Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.