What did the ocean say to the surfer?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
It felt too crummy!
What do you call a bee that cannot make up it's mind?
A maybe!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
R!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
I am twice in a week, once in a year, and zero times in a day or month. What am I?
E!
What is the name of a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!
What do you call a fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
I'm tall when I'm young, and short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle!
Feed me and I grow, give me water and I die. What am I?
A fire!
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quackers!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
Three people were in a circular house, when a vase got stolen. The daughter was reading in her
room, the butler was dusting the corners, and the father was chatting on the phone. Who did it?
The butler (a circular house has no corners)!
Why can't scientists trust atoms?
They make up everything!
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho (Not-Your) Cheese!
What has ears but cannot hear?Â
A cornfield?
Why couldn't the music teacher start their car?
They left their keys on the piano.
What did the volcano say to the other?
I lava you?
There is only 25 letters?
No one knows why!
What is a room with no windows or doors called?
A mushroom!
What type of bear does not have teeth?
A gummy bear!
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a plus!
I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!