That One Time Major Played Minecraft

Yup! You read that right! Major played Minecraft once! Or rather, "played Minecraft". So my bed is Minecraft themed, and sometimes I take Major onto the third floor by just sprinting upstairs (and then losing my breath...). Then I take Major into my room and onto my bed, and when he jumps off of my finger and onto my bed, he starts pulling the little tiny strings out of my bed cover, and then he puffs up. Then he walks around the bed, and on my bed there is ender pearls, experience orbs, arrows, and bones. I pretend that the pillow is the end portal naturally generating, which has a one in a trillion chance of happening! So when he's done walking all around the bed, I get him onto my finger and put him onto the pillow, AKA the end portal. And I forgot to mention, I pretend that if Major flies off the bed, I suppose that he died. So when he enters the end, there's an ender dragon he has to beat. I pretend that I'm the ender dragon, and Major has to touch me to win. I stick out my finger, he gets on, and boom! Crack! Smash! Explosions! Experience orbs raining down! Major won. Yay. That was so cool.