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Birds! You like birds, I like birds, who doesn't like birds? There are many different kinds of birds, chickens, peacocks, cockatiels, and green cheek conures. But do you really know birds? Chickens can't fly. Neither can penguins. I had a pretty weird dream last night, it was about chickens flying over us, and dropping their chicks for us to care for, at-at school, during recess... so that was weird. Anyways, my favorite type of bird is the green cheek conures. What I like about them is that they're big, but not too big. They are big enough to play with, turn them upside down, all that fun stuff... but what's fun to my birds, is knocking things off the table with their beak.
One day I was eating pasta, and my birds were out of their cage, so they demolished my pasta. Well, RIP. pasta. Then my birds started taking chunks out of the pasta and put it into their food bowl. They've become so smart. They literally stole my pasta. This other time I was eating pizza, and Rosie just taught Major how to snatch, and Rosie and Major snatched all of the pineapples off of my pizza. So they ate pineapples for dinner. They love fruit. This other time I was finger-training Major, and Rosie was in the cage by herself, and I was thinking, "There's no way Rosie will try to escape and be able to fit her head through those little thin bars!". And guess what she did. She tried to escape and was able to fit her head through those little thin bars. How? Now her head was stuck. Shoot. We were all very worried, but she was smart enough to turn her head sideways and pull her head back inside. Thank God. One day me and my friend were wondering why birds are such a common meme animal, and we thought that it's because birds have no arms, which makes everything they do seem really funny - like how they do things with their beak. And how they push things off of tables with their beaks. I have had that experience so many times, trust me. One day I was drinking some orange juice, and my iPad was on the table, and Rosie knocked over the orange juice onto my iPad, and let's just say she owed me a new iPad after that incident... anyways, one day it was Christmas morning, and we bought presents for the birds! We took them out of their cage, and it turns out they were mad at each other, so they were fighting until I showed them the gift, and then they turned our house into a paper hut. I should really stop letting them out so often.
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