Obviously, not only is this not MY college collage, it's not even a collage.

I started and finished my primary college experience at Sam Houston State University. In the middle, I went to the University of Houston for one year. 

After graduating, I took courses at Rice University and the University of Houston - Clear Lake.

I first majored in Criminal Justice and minored in English.
After my year at UofH, I switched my major to English and my minor to Sociology.

I graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in Teaching.