I don't mean to gossip,
or act like a clod,
but I've heard humans are kind of odd!
They do silly stuff.
I'm not telling lies.
They choose diet soda with a big pile o'fries!
Silly humans!
Silly humans!
Are they real, well, what do you think?
Silly humans!
Silly humans!
If half the stuff were true,
by now, they'd be extinct!
We heard when they're tired,
they go for a run.
They lie for hours in blazing sun!
They sound so bizarre.
They're from the unknown.
They line up forever just to buy a new phone!
Silly humans!
Silly humans!
Are they real, well, what do you think?
Silly humans!
Silly humans!
If half the stuff were true,
by now, they'd be extinct!
The more I hear about them,
the more they make me nervous!
We might have to face them 'cause we're in Santa's service.
We could be friends on Facebook,
or maybe I could tweet one.
I know they sound outrageous,
but I'd kind-a like-ta meet one!
Silly humans!
Silly humans!
Are they real, well, what do you think?
Silly humans!
Silly humans!
If half the stuff were true,
by now, they'd be extinct!
Ya think?