Performance Analyst and Creative Writer

An amateur fire-breather looking for the fame necessary to become a guest on the hit interview show Hot Ones and be interviewed by Sean Evans.

My most notable role as a former child actor is eating a hotdog to endorse a hotdog brand.

Creative Director

Once jumped on to a moving train to make an 8am meeting. There weren't any donuts, so it really wasn't worth the risk.

Chief Organization Officer

A quiet, introspective, and introverted individual who is very different from his alter-ego who goes by the name Captain Fantastic.

Former Rocket Scientist at NASA

Certified as a 12th level awesome person who also bottles excellence in their spare time.