"Madame, how do you say butter in French?"
— "Beurre."
"Madame, I know it's cold in here... but how do you say butter in French?"
Why do the French never have more than one egg for breakfast?
~ Because one egg is unoeuf!
Why do members of the Canadian Olympic team eat fried mushrooms for breakfast?
~Because mushrooms are the breakfast of champignons!
Verb pun:
Je confine, tu confines, nous confinons... mais quand confinie?
That one's tricky... have you figured it out? If so, you have excellent French!