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Jokes!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You never see bunnies wearing glasses!
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty!
What did the duck say while putting on lipstick? "Put it on my bill!"
How many lips do flowers have? Two-lips!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork Chop!
Why did the cat go to Minnesota? To gain a mini soda!
What do you do if your dog ate your dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth!
Why do cows go to New York? To see the moosicals?
What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!
What object is king of the classroom? The ruler!
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because he already had a million degrees!
What is the worst thing you are likely to find in the school cafeteria? The Food!
How do you keep elephants from charging? Take away their credit card.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why did the math book look so bad? Because it had so many problems.
Why can't you play a fair basketball game in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why are basketball players messy eaters? They are always dribbling.
Where do basketball players get their uniforms? New Jersey
What did the bumblebee say after making a foul shot? Hive scored
What has 18 legs and catches flies.? A baseball team
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? The bat