For too long, the demon drink has wreaked havoc upon our homes, our families, and our communities. It has transformed loving husbands into violent brutes, capable of unspeakable acts of cruelty. It has reduced devoted mothers to shadows of their former selves, neglecting their children and their homes in the pursuit of oblivion. It has turned vibrant, promising youths into dissolute vagrants, lost to the allure of the saloon and its siren song of destruction. We need to bring back prohibition today!