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All internet memes aside, our first and only story today comes to us from the local park, where a teenager was found dead on the floor, right next to the fountain. One report says it was for the sake of killing someone, others say it was because of a threat.

We interviewed one anonymous bystander who somehow saw the crime through blurry, tired eyes at 2:30 in the morning. Man, talk about a vampire, am I right? Okay, all jokes aside, this was what he saw:

• I was walking home from... whatever I was doing that night, when I heard a voice coming from the park. Of course, I didn't approach, however I did get a chance to look at them, see what they were doing. From what I saw, there was about 6 or 7 boys, all young adults. I heard something about a... a bath, then somebody got dunked in the water. The dead kid might have drowned, but then again, that's not the case, considering he was not in the fountain when he was found. So, it was somebody else, who managed to get away. He might have murdered him. Maybe somebody else, I don't know.

There you have it, everyone! Unfortunately, that's all the interviews we have. Tune in next time, everybody!

Content based off of the book The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton, page 51