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Jokes and Gags
For this section I have a few Jokes:
What do Cows eat for breakfast. Milkilicios Meals!
What do you call a female dog? Fog!
Why did the man get the mail? Because he likes the mail man!!!!!
What is a half male and half female chicken called? A Rooen
Why did the Rooster cross the road? He liked the hen in the next pen!
©2017 Bryson P.
I have a few jokes up my sleeve.
What do crocodiles drink? gator-ade
©2017 Isaiah D.
Comic colum JIM WHAT ARE YOU DOING. NOTHING WHY. NO REASON BECAUSE THERES A BEAR EATING OUR COUCH. WHAT!. STOP IT NO IF i STOP IT IT WILL NOT GIVE MONEY LIKE THE BEAR SAID. BOB STOP THE BEAR NOW. BUT WE WONT HAVE A COUCH TO REST ON AND BESIDES WE EAT THERE TO. FINE JIM. HEY BEAR STOP. NO. DANG IT. ILL STOP HIM JIM . STOP, NO. DANG IT.
©2017 Brayden S.
Jokes
What do frogs drink?croak-a cola
What do you call a frog that crosses the road jumps into a pond and crosses the road again?a dirty double crosser
Why did the dino cross the road?Because the chicken wasn't invented yet
Why did the librarian slip and fall? Because she was in the non friction section
Want to hear a construction joke? To bad i’m still working on it
©2017 Elam R.
Pranking
Funny pranks you can do at home. Number one do you ever want someone to think that world war three is happening?? All you need is a bathroom (which you should have) some Popits and some tape and black paper(If you have a window in there):) So here's how it goes: tape the popits to the bottom of the toilet tape the black paper to the back of the window.So whenever they sit down KABOOM!!!!
© Ripley D. 2017
Gags and Jokes
Why did the pencil crack? Because it was so cracked up by my jokes:)
Knock, knock, who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Let us in it’s freezing out here :)
Why did the barber win the race? Because he took the shortcut:)
My mom said, “Here have an apple”, and I said, “No thanks”. My mom said, “I insist”, and I finally said, “Fine”, and took the apple. My mom said, “You don’t have to get it”.
© Diego C. 2017
Funny Prank!
Take your friends homework place it under your bed. Than take two pieces of blank paper and make sure your friends homework is stapled and then staple the blank paper and put it in the sink. Turn the sink on, call your friend into the room and then she /he will flip.
© 2017 by Gentry Swaim
Pranks On Your Family
Ok, first you need toothpaste(white) and an oreo. Take the cream out of the oreo. Replace the cream with toothpaste and give the oreo to someone.
Prank two: Take your siblings homework and replace with blank paper and watch the reaction of your sibling.
©2017 by Kaisyn M.
Great and Funny Pranks!
I watched Youtube and found some pranks that I will show you at the end. Also, I found some hacks that are much cooler. So I’ll show you first. Ok, ok, ok, this one is cool! Get two sheets of plastic, iron three of the sides together so that you have a pocket. Get Elmer's glue and slime. Then iron it all together. PRANK TIME! Ok, these are the things you'll need:
Coffee cup, plastic, rubber band, and the lid
Take the coffee cup, put plastic on it. Pour the drink on the plastic, put another layer of plastic on top of the drink. Put a rubber band around the top. Boom! When you give it to them, they will take the lid off the cup and the coffee will land in their lap.
WARNING: Use a cool drink, that doesn’t stain to avoid ruining clothes or causing burns!
©2017 Cosette H.
Some Great Jokes!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Bless you, here is a tissue!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Pineapple. Pineapple who? Squeeze you, BOO!
What does a bird have in his nest? Burniture.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the other side.
Do you like my jokes? Are they funny, because I need to know?
©2017 Lilian V.
Some Jokes!
Over the weekend I have came up with some jokes that are pretty darn funny!
Where is the god of turkeys? In my Stomach with every other dead turkey.
Why did the chicken eat the egg? Because only she could eat it.
Why do I like pepperonis? Because there PPPppizzzalicios.
How did the fly say my name? Because my name is buzzzz.
©2017 Bryson Potter
Jokes!
Why was the skunk put on the naughty list? Because he was a stinker. What do you do if a polar bear is in your bed? Find a hotel for the night. What do you get if you cross a turtle and snowman? A snow poke. What do you get when an astronaut goes skiing? An ava-launch.
Laugh out loud holiday jokes for kids ©2016 www.harpercollinschildrens.com submitted by Brayden S.
Jokes!
What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?. Curlyhare
What did the stoplight say to the other stoplight? Don’t look i’m changing.
Two sheep in a field, one of them say “Baaa” the other one said “Dang it. I was about to say that.”
What does Christopher Columbus and Abraham Lincoln have in common? They were born on holidays.
©2017 Elam R.
Jokes For Kids!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a chicken express on his side.
©2017 Toby P.
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