Six Jokes

By: Selena Straughan '32

1. A plane is carrying 500 bricks. One falls off. How many are there now? 

    Answer: 499

2. How do you put an elephant in a fridge? 

    Answer: Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. 

3. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? 

    Answer: Open the fridge, take the elephant in, put the giraffe in, close the fridge. 

4. The king of the forest invites everyone to come to his party. Who doesn’t come? 

    Answer: The giraffe in the fridge

5.  Sally is attempting to cross a river full of hungry alligators, but miraculously she crosses without a scratch. How? 

    Answer: The alligators are at the party

6. Suddenly, Sally is knocked unconscious. How?

    Answer: The plane’s brick hit her head.