OMIGOD You Guys

MARGOT:

Dear Elle,

He's a lucky guy

I'm, like, gonna cry

I got tears coming out of my nose

Mad props!

He's the campus catch

You're a perfect match

Cause you both have such great taste in clothes

Of course he will propose

SERENA

Dear Elle,

Honey maseltav

future's taking off

Bring that ring back

and show it to me

PILAR

Four carats

A princess cut

Are you psyched or what?!

I just wish I could be there to see

ALL THREE GIRLS,

When he gets down on one knee

ALL GIRLS,

omigod

omigod, you guys

Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies

omigod, you guys

omigod, this is happening

Our own homecoming queen and king

Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size

omigod, you guys

omigod!

PILAR,

Okay,

Everybody signed, good

Now fall in line

And we'll start the engagement parade

SERENA,

Light candles in single file

Don’t forget to smile

Lose the gum Kate, you look like a maid (Spoken: Sorry!)

Now prepare to serenade.

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omigod, you guys

Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize

(Spoken) SH!

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifi...

(Spoken)SHH!

omigod, you...

SERENA

(Spoken)GUYS, I'M SERIOUS!

FRAT GIRL

Elle and Warner were meant to be

FRAT GIRL #2

Not once has he ever hit on me

KATE,

(Spoken) SHUT-UP!

MARGOT,

There just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies

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ALL GIRLS

Two! Three! Four!

Daughter of Delta-Nu

Soon to be fiancee

Now that a man chose you,

Your life begins today.

Make him a happy home.

Waste not his hard earned wage,

And so he does not roam,

Strive not to look your age.

Still, in your hour of need,

Let it be understood:

No man could supersede,

Our sacred bond of sisterhood!

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omigod, you gu-

SPOKEN:

"Guys, she's not here."

"Bruiser, where is Elle?"

(Bark)

"She's doesnt have an engagement outfit?"

(Bark)

"She's totally freaking out?"

(Bark)

"She's trapped in the old valley mill?"

(Bark)

"Oh whoops sorry, the Old Valley Mall?!"

omigod,

Omigod, you guys.

Fashion crisis to supervise!

No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize!

Omigod you guys!

Omigod!

ELLE,

(Spoken) It's almost there but...

(Sung) This dress needs to seal the deal

Make a grown man kneel

But it can't come right out and say bride

Can’t look like I'm desperate or

Like I'm waiting for it

I gotta leave Warner his pride

So bride is more implied

omigod

omigod, you guys

All this week I've had butterflies

Every time he looks at me it’s totally proposal eyes

omigod you guys

So help me dress for my fairytale

Can’t wear something I bought on sale

SERENA,

Love is, like, forever.

This is no time to economize

omigod, you guys

SALE WOMAN,

(Spoken) Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in. It's perfect for a blonde.

ELLE,

(Spoken)Right! With a half loop stitch on china silk?

SALE WOMAN,

(Spoken) Uh-huh.

ELLE,

(Spoken) But the thing is, you can't use a half loop stich on china silk. It'll pucker.

And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue

FRAT GIRLS,

(whisper)

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omigod, you guys

ELLE,

(Spoken) I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price

FRAT GIRLS

Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies

ELLE

(Spoken) It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde!

(Sung) I may be in love but im not stupid

Lady, I've got eyes

STORE OWNER,

(Spoken) omigod, Elle woods

(Sung) Sorry, our mistake

Courtney, take your break!

Just ignore her

She hasn't been well

Try this!

Latest from Milan

Go on, try it on

I take care of my best clientelle

It’s a gift from me to Elle

ELLE,

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omigod, you guys

This one's perfect and it’s just my size

See? dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise

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FRAT GIRLS,

omigod

omigod you guys

Let's go home before someone cries

If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies

Cause we love you guys!

ELLE:

No, I love you guys!

FRAT GIRLS,

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ELLE,

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ALL GIRLS.

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You guys!

omigod!