That’s a great question! I haven’t really been able to get into WHO TF I ACTUALLY AM! Well, for starters, I’m Ahnaf Safwan, and I am a 14-year-old light-skin Canadian. I’m from Bangladesh, and I live in Canada. I coin collect, as you saw on the home page. I’m also pretty good at basketball, and I made the Grade 9 Boys Basketball Team at my high school (Maxwell Heights). I almost made the varsity team, but there were some absolute no-lifer sweats out there, so I barely got cut in the LAST tryout.

As you can tell, basketball is my favorite sport, but I also love badminton, ultimate frisbee, and swimming. I’m also pretty passionate about art; however, my racist Grade 9 art teacher single-handedly killed that passion(Guess she doesn't like lightskins). I guess I’m pretty smart—I mean, you tell me gangy, based on my website.

One of my biggest goals going into 2026 was to decrease my female interaction at school, which was already damn near none, but I somehow found a way to decrease it even more (don’t ask). Even though all of my Grade 9 teachers were middle-aged white women, I still managed somehow. Moving on, another one of my biggest goals was to read the Quran every day, and so far, it’s been going great as well.

One of my homeboys, Safwan Alam, actually made a website himself like a good boy, and he talks about a lot of Terraria bullcrap, which is his favorite game (which I got him). Note for Safwan: Your website would be nonexistent if I didn’t gift you that game—just saying.

• Diary of a Wimpy Kid📓

• Dog Man 🐶👮

• Harry Potter⚡

• Big Nate 🤪 🧒

• Diary of a Awesome Friendly Kid🤓

• Cat Ninja 😺🥷

• Sonic 3 ⚡

• Shrek 1 🧌

• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory🍫🧒

• Diary of a Wimpy Kid Movie.📓

• Lightyear ⚡

• Ratatouille 🐀

• The Dog Man Movie 🐕

• The Spongebob Squarepants Movie 🧽🍍

• Monsters, Inc. 🧌

• NBA 2K🏀🎮

• Minecraft 🏠

• Steal a Brainrot

• Tsunami Brainrot 🌊

• PUBG Mobile 🔫

• Shadow Fight 2 🥷

• Roblox