Mrs. Rath Consulted About her Addiction to Plants

The District Plant Investigation Agency (PIA) was called into a local 6th-grade classroom at East Middle School due to a potentially deadly quantity of plants being held by one of the teachers. One student opened a cabinet and over 400 plants were found. Investigators immediately wondered how this teacher was able to keep this many plants despite her room having no windows. How did she grow the plants?

According to her colleague Mr. Man, “We have been spying on her, no students are allowed inside, and we had to evacuate before it was too late.” A team in hazmat suits carefully picked up the allegedly ‘deadly plants’ and put them in bags for studying and disposal.

Mrs. Rath escaped the building carrying Gary the plant where she modified the DNA. They took a plane to South America fleeing the country and continuing her studies of metabolism. That’s what we have right now but we believe there’s more when she was studying metabolism she was also studying to make a disease that would destroy cells or demolish them.

Wet gooey slime comes from the aloe vera plant she was growing. Fungi emerged from the soil growing tiny mushrooms getting to a foot high. She had originally used a petri dish containing fungus removed from around the school. She spent two years growing and genetically modifying this shroom she affectionately referred to as “Mushy.” After the raid of the plants she hid away

“I had to hide, they were going to stop me! But if I leave I need to grab my ASL chart i’m learning so I can teach the plants to talk back, and I hope I got most of it done I’ve gotta go my dear sweet aloe vera plant, I will never forget your wonderful slime. Oh my I forgot to say goodbye to my dearest mushy. Mushy!! Mushy? Oh mushy don’t forget me okay?”

That was the last we ever saw of Mrs. Rath. We hope that her and her plants have found peace wherever they are.