Mr. Jackson Found Trying on Crocs for the first time

Wednesday the 17th, an abomination was found of Mr. Jackson when he was caught in his secret closet trying on a new pair of shoes while leaving his students unsupervised. The shoes he was trying on were not dress birks, work birks, rubber birks, they weren’t river birks, his special edition birks, and they weren’t fancy dancy leather birks, so what were they?

“I…I…I think they were white crocs that he was trying on. He even had a rainbow croc charm on each one.” Says the local student who found him in secret in his closet. During third block, Mr. Jackson was reportedly found sitting on the floor with multiple shoe boxes trying on crocs. Some say he just disappeared into his mystery closet and left everyone unsupervised. The student who found him in the closet states, " They had to have been crocs. There was a whole collection of green boxes that had all the characteristics of a croc box. It was green, it had the shoe thing on the side, and it even said crocs on the top of the box.”

So everyone’s question is… What was he doing with the crocs?

Some say he was finally trying crocs. Others say he was tired of birks and he was trying something new. The real question is, was he just trying to fit in with the “cool, hip” kids, because he doesn’t want to dress like an old man with his colleagues (Stanfield, Roenicke, even Somerville with his old new balances), or was Spiderman planning to get rid of his new enemy… CROCS