Mr. Moreno Revolts Against Old Ban, Creates a New One

Recent backlash on Mr. Moreno’s ban on wearing socks with crocs has caused him to rebel against his own prohibition. He now says to every student that will listen that he is pro socks and crocs and anti socks and slides (unless it’s a soccer game day of course). This new ban all started when Moreno was recently seen wearing brown socks with orange crocs at a local superstore. Moreno was also reported to be blackmailing students to change his ban on socks and crocs to socks and slides.

 We interviewed Ms. Daigle and she reported that she  “saw Moreno taking a kid to the corner threatening them saying that if the student didn’t spread the rumor that Mr.Moreno lifted his ban on socks and crocs and had placed a new ban on slides and socks, he would steal their little siblings.”  Because of this, the students have started wearing crocs and socks in order to get rid of their annoying little bratty people in their life. This is being taken way too far after an interview with Mr.Moreno says, “Maybe I was anti socks and crocs before, but I now think that socks and crocs are the new trend but socks and slides are banned in my class.” Many people see this as an outrage due to the fact that socks and slides are the newest trend and are kicked out of orchestra and choir because of their socks and slides. 

Everyone has been pondering the same question, “why has Moreno gone a-wall with his own ban?” No actually knows why, but here is what we do know: Other than after a soccer game, Moreno will ban you from his classroom if seen wearing socks and slides ANYWHERE.  Why does Moreno hate socks and slides so much? Could it be because he sees it as too hip and trendy for himself, so if he can’t pull it off, no one else can. It could be that he is jealous that other people can pull it off but sadly he cannot.

 So what’s next? Could Moreno be the new fox in socks? Or could he be wearing crocs in a box? Or riding a ride in his slides? Or could he be wearing his socks on socks on socks? He’ll get chicken pox eating them lollipops.