Petition for Harrison Rogers to get Dr.Phil Haircut ends in Disaster When he gets Sued by Dr.Phil

In the recent November at East Middle School, 6th Grade Student Harrison Rogers had become the topic of a very serious protest related to his controversial haircut. Many students have debated his fabulous mullet for a long time, but earlier decided to set up petitions for a change: for Harrison to get the famous Dr.Phil haircut. The petition had been circulating classrooms for a while before Harrison finally showed up to school with the fabulous Dr.Phil style haircut. With this, he attracted the attention of many other Middle schools in the valley, such as Redlands and East Middle School. Local paparazzi even showed up to take photos, in which they told us “His new hairstyle is incredibly trendy.”

Due to the attraction, the petition continued until it had to be taken down for reasons other than hurt feelings: Dr.Phil had personally contacted Harrison about legal charges for stealing his famous haircut and attracting more attention than him. The matter became even more destructive when Harrison was invited to the Dr.Phil show to talk about the lawsuit. The episode was aired on Television all over the globe, so that all viewers could witness Harrison’s crime. Dr.Phil argued hard about the lawsuit, but this went south when Harrison managed to gather his extreme brain power skills and completely embarrass Dr.Phil in front of everybody; which resulted in another lawsuit for “discrimination and impersonation.”

East Middle School teachers and students have reacted to this matter very fearfully. We talked with Taylor Glover, one of Harrison’s classmates, in which she said “I am very scared for him. We honestly do not know what will happen next with the power and temper Dr.Phil seems to have.”

“It was just a stupid haircut, man,” explained Mr.Man. The 6th Grade Mathematics teacher told us, “I don’t know why this guy is suing a little 6th grader, man.”

As all the shock began to seep away, teachers and students at East Middle School have decided that the best course of action would be to support Harrison and find the best way possible to stop Dr.Phil from suing again. The solution they have come up with, however, is to start fundraisers to craft Harrison a fancy new weave.

“Dr.Phil is being insane right now dude,” Harrison told reporters, “But I am thankful for the support East Middle School has shown me and I am excited for my new weave.”