Elongated Furby Found in the Walls of EMS

Two days ago, East Middle School underwent its semesterly cleansing and construction period, following a complaint of students not being let out of the school’s underground prison since Siefken left. One of the main walls of the school was completely deconstructed, even, for a complaint of an odd sound of a British man sipping tea

In the maze of pipes, wires, and questionable stains, though, a monstrous beast has been found. A bloodcurdling, terrifying thing like no other thing that East has ever seen. This being, accidentally stumbled upon by the poor, brave workers in this school, is known as an “Elongated Furby.” A terrifying shapeshifting creature with tiny hands for feet, and scary speed. This one has claimed its name is Daniel Radcliffe.

Contact has formally been made with this creature via unsuspecting 6th grader, though it was a questionable interview at the least.

“If you don’t have glasses, or a wand, how are you Daniel Radcliff? Are you even Daniel Radcliffe?”

“Indeed I am,” It reiterates.

“Oh really? Prove it, cuh.”

As this incident shows, Elongated Furbys are quickly angered, for the beast suddenly and quickly grew Daniel Radcliffe's face and started chasing the child screeching “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.” About 5 minutes of screaming from the child, and the teachers being unconcerned, and the child has not been heard from since.

The being promises that it doesn’t eat children, rather, feeds on the social life of the children, and the food that the cafeteria serves. It says it enjoys the food that the lunch ladies make, though, Lil’ Smokies are its favorite. It is a friendly creature, as studies have shown, unless you question it too much. Then, it seems to swallow you whole and keep you as if you were its child.

There seems to be at least 15 children that this thing keeps, including the new 6th grader. It also tells reporters that it will let any of its children leave, though they rarely do. Unfortunately, we had the chance to witness a live “student” crawling out of its mouth, one it calls 505. We cannot get a quote out of this thing, and it seems to be very antisocial. However, it made a very strange sound as it literally crawled out of the beast's mouth. As it quotes, “Blebllobloeioblolioeboleobilbl.”

Studies are still being done on these creatures, though it proves hopeful for the school, as they seem to help, rather than hurt. In fact, 505 seems to already fit in, other than being a glitchy mass of universe. It has found a strange group of what the other children call “the emo group.” it has started to piece together words and phrases, most of which came from the Daniel Furcliffe. And also it’s little “bleolbliblblblbleobll” thing. The emos don’t get it, but it’s funny.

Studies have shown that “Daniel Furcliffe” tends to only pick smart kids to be its children, such as the famous Max Ryan, and the everliving being known as Mr. Carei. In fact, it heartwarmingly recalls when Carei taught it. But that’s a story for another day, this is way too long.

505 now writes for the Shallot out of pure boredom, along with Max Ryan.