Mrs. Flohr Recognized by the FBI: School Goes Wild

Our new-ish vice principal and right-hand woman to Mr. Thomas, Mrs. Flohr, was recently spotted by the FBI as one of their secret spies, sent to look into the lives of middle-schoolers, and why their heads are only ever full of memes and TalkTalk dances. She was found talking to the chief of the totally not made-up department of ‘Why Middle Schoolers Are So Empty-Headed.’ She was spilling the latest hot gossip and teaching the chief all of the new dances she caught 6th-graders doing in the halls.

Unfortunately, neither the chief or Mrs. Flohr understood why everyone was so into socks and crocs or this dude named ‘Jakey-Bear.’ They are also still confused on what in the world a ‘Devious Lick’ is, so they obviously weren’t the best at their job (Mrs. Flohr was doing just fine, the rest of the team, however, was not.)

All vice principals were given the jobs of learning these dances, spilling all the tea, and hopping on COD for a round, cuh. The chief goes around and visits all of these schools, and learns all of these dances and never spills the tea to anyone else. However, with all of the vice principals that are a part of this secret service, Mrs. Flohr is the one that found out the most, because our school is a mess and our brains are all made of memes and mush, so that checks out.