Mr. Bolotin's Gardening Class Taken Over By Carnivorous Plants

As a new semester of East Middle School begins, new advisory clubs begin too! One of the new clubs that has started up is Gardening Club. Since it's too early in the year for outdoor gardening, the Gardening Club has begun their planting indoors. Mr. Bolotin, the teacher of this club, had the brilliant idea to bring in carnivorous plants for the Club to study until they are able to garden outside. For some unknown reason, he decided to bring in 19 of these hungry lil’ plants.

After he lugged the plants in, Mr. Bolotin stepped out of the classroom to gossip with Mr. Jackson. The last words heard from any students in the class were uttered by one of the girls yelping, “AUR NAUR, DAURNT EAT MER!” The plant's takedown resulted in the tripling of these little leafys. Mr. Bolotin’s classroom looked like the Yosemite Rain Forest (which is most definitely a place, never doubt the Shallot my dudes).

Once Mr. Bolotin reentered his class, he began teaching as normal. Mr. Bolotin was in such an intense teaching trance that he didn’t even notice that his students weren’t there anymore. Mr. Jackson came in again to enjoy another gossip fest with his bestie when he pointed out that “there are literally no students in here bruh.” He had to do a double-take, and even a quadruple-take, before saying to Mr. Jackson, “You sound crazy dude, those are clearly students. My class and I are just having a little fern…hehe.” In a spooked tone, Mr. Bolotin gasped while realizing that he left his son in his car…Or so he thought. He grabbed the car seat from the car and entered his classroom again. Mr. Jackson went to squeeze the baby's cheeks, since people do that, and he realized it was a cactus! Mr. Jacksons looked like a porcupine with all of the spikes in it, but Mr. Bolotin didn’t even care because he just became too obsessed with plants.  To that statement, the Shallot has to say that Mr. Bolotin should pay better attention to what children look like.