MR. THOMAS IS OUTRAGED WHEN TEACHERS SHOW UP TO MEETING WITH FIDGETS

Every 6th-grade teacher at EMS has a collection of confiscated fidgets. The question is, what are they doing with them? This morning Mr. Thomas reported that he was furious when every single teacher showed up to the meeting with fidgets. “I was just standing there reading my PowerPoint to the staff and when I turned around and looked they were all popping these bubbles and fiddling with spinners. That just doesn’t follow protocol nor our staff social contract.”

Looking back at the camera footage we have confirmed that the teachers have been taking kids' fidgets for themselves and problems are getting worse as monkey noodles and Rubik's cube get more and more popular within the school. After questioning each teacher, all fingers are pointed at Mrs. Stewart as the fidget dealer. Further investigation will be held, and we will figure out exactly how bad the problem is and how long it has been going on. Mrs. Stewart declined to be interviewed for this article saying, “don’t bother me during fidget time!!!”