Secret Colony of Old Students Found Hiding in Ceiling

Recently several noises have been heard in the ceiling of East Middle School. Various thumps have been heard, along with a multitude of scratchy sounds. Along with the 38 fundraisers explored by Shallotiers several weeks ago, one investigated the walls and ceiling of the second story of East Middle School. Once the investigation was underway, nothing seemed to show up. Then three hours later, a huddle of 30-year-old people were cowering in the last dark corner of East Middle School's ceiling. Remnants of their life were scattered about the area, milk cartons everywhere, along with rotten school food. The students were (forcefully) removed from the ceiling, and one wearing 10 mood rings on each finger yelled, “Freebird!” They were sighted wearing nylon shirts, bell bottoms, and several wearing washed overalls. interviewed days later. One student asked, “Is Mrs. Weller still working here?” Since the removal of the old students, no more scratches or thumps have been heard. Many argue that it was unlawful to remove the students because it destroyed history, but the school stands by its actions. the Shallot teams will keep you updated.