Noterasingthewhiteboard-itis Strikes Again!

Five days after Mr. Roenicke contracted the first case of Noterasingthewhiteboard-itis, the virus migrated to different countries including Italy, France, and Djibouti. Epidemiologist Quinlan Seeman tells the Shallot “We’re in for a treat.” Noterasingthewhiteboard-itis has infected nearly 10 thousand individuals as of writing this and the cases don’t seem to stop. As of writing this only one person has died of Noterasingthewhiteboard-itis, named Moe DiLawn. The Shallot interviewed DiLawn’s family, consisting of a cat. “Meow,” says the cat, Mittens. The interviewee refused to answer any further questions. Noterasingthewhiteboard-itis has traveled its way into Europe and does not seem to be slowing down. Top mathematicians have created this graph of Noterasingthewhiteboard-itis.

the Shallot will do their best to keep you updated. The CDC recommends you keep an eraser in your pockets at all times.