MR. ROENICKE MAKES POPCORN, DOESN'T SHARE

Last Thursday on January 6, it has been reported by anonymous students that Mr. Roenicke microwaved popcorn during class and ate it on a plate. Many students have reported their feelings towards this encounter. According to student Benjamin Garmany, “It made me feel shocked, and embarrassed.” Classmate Christian Lara added, “It made me feel very annoyed and distressed… It’s popcorn, I always want popcorn.” More anonymous students reported on the smell of the popcorn, “It was so buttery I could not focus on my essay. He walked around the room with a smirk on his face,

knowing we did not have the popcorn. It was demeaning, really.” A student who wished to remain anonymous recently notified us of Roenickes statement made on Wednesday January 12. He allegedly said, “You are not anxious. Float on a raft on the ocean for three months with Germans shooting down your plane, and then talk to me about anxiety,” referring to his service in World War II. Roenicke’s flashbacks and the popcorn incident may be Roenicke’s defiance of returning to school after a two week break. We will keep you updated.