Info About Mr. Carei's Haircut Leaked, Chaos Ensues
Cameron Kirkegaard
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Cameron Kirkegaard
On Thursday, January 27, the students of East Middle School were in a panic over leaked information, claiming Mr. Carei was planning to get a haircut. For the entirety of the 2021 and 2022 school year, Carei has sported a long, curly style, which several students have reported liking. According to a study conducted by the Shallot on January 28th, 90% of students at East middle school would be seriously affected if Carei were to chop his locks. Furthermore, two thirds of those students are not even eighth graders. “I cannot imagine him cutting his hair,” an anonymous student said, “I’m not sure if he will still be himself.” Also on Friday the 28th, several students came to the Shallot, claiming they would stage a walk out if Carei decides to go through with the plan. It is unclear whether this leaked information is fact, or rumor. The Shallot team will keep you updated.