JoJo Reference Gone Wrong.

Damian, a 7th grader at East Middle School, had an unfortunate accident on the afternoon of Friday, April 15. This resulted from a pitiful attempt to “do a Dio pose,” as he said. The incident was filmed by the DnD club, who sold the video as an NFT to the yearbook club. The yearbook club is currently trying to figure out what the heck the point of an NFT is. As eyewitness reports state, he successfully did it for around 8.239879083798279 seconds, but then quickly fell backwards, failing like the cringe weeb that he is. Many say that he enjoyed putting people in a silly-goofy mood, especially while doing this pose, but didn’t plan to fall backwards during it. As he hit the ground, he broke his vertebral column and several ribs, permanently paralyzing him in the “Dio pose.” Florida Man Conner of the 7th grade Florida Men posted this on the site “Tik Tok” and shortly after, it blew up. Garnering hundreds of millions of views, this quickly became the most popular video on the site, even challenging the likes of Charli D'Amelio.

Though many people saw this video, only a few were strange and/or anime-addicted to gather at the local hospital. They stormed into the hospital, just begging the staff if they could ask him a single thing.

“Is that a JoJo reference?”

Fortunately, Damian has an amazing sense of humor (and 2.76 braincells), and immediately responded accordingly, with a striking amount of other JoJo references, such as attempting to get up and pointing at the nearest camera, attempting, now, to JoJo pose. The person manning this camera managed to get a perfect picture only seconds before this reporter had to save Damian from stupidly falling on his face.

In an interview after the ordeal, he stated, “I’m glad I’m finally popular. After all, on TikTok, likes and followers are the only things that matter! And weebs like us don’t get many. Unless you’re good at art that looks exactly like the original anime.” Florida Man Conner of the 7th grade Florida Men says, “I may have accidentally given him an ego. I mean, at least it's better than no self confidence.”

At the end of the day, there are simple rules to live by. Don’t JoJo reference, it’s bad for your health. Don’t buy NFT’s, nobody knows what they are. And don’t be on TikTok.