Gru in Retirement Aquires Wig

Students at EMS are inquiring about a background check system for their teachers as a conspiracy has been brought up; one of the teachers is a super villain. His classroom is kept dark and is known as a lair. A lack of lights sets the mood as The Somervillian lurks behind his desk. His room is full of minions, who seem to move when you are not looking. Many ask, is this Gru in retirement? Are his minions plastic, or secretly real? Is that a wig on his head or did he manage to grow some hair?

The classroom known as The Somervillian’s Lair is dim, and many wonder what secrets the dark corners hide. Is Gru’s assistant Dr. Nefario hiding in the filing cabinets? Perhaps. Gru may have left villainy, but does that make him safe to be a teacher? Short answer, maybe. We have yet to witness any disappearances on his hands, and students have reported that he is “pretty chill.” The one warning students had to give about The Somervillian? Don’t make him mad.