TEACHER REALIZES THAT HAT IS ACTUALLY"PRETTY DOPE" AFTER TAKING IT FROM STUDENT

Annoyed by the increase in local teens wearing hats, a teacher at EMS has started a “hat rampage,” vowing to take every hat seen on campus until hair is shown on the heads of every school student. After taking a ballcap from a teen who can only be described as “that kid,” the teacher told Shallot reporters that he realized that the logo on the hat was “pretty dope” and “would definitely take home, if it wouldn’t get me fired.” This glorious piece of headwear was a Green Bay Packers hat. This middle school teacher’s favorite color is green. Our reporter talked with several students that saw the confiscation take place. “The teacher walked up behind (him) and snatched the hat off his head. After walking back to his desk, the teacher looked at the hat, nodded his head, hummed, and put it on his desk,” an anonymous student told us. Another student said “(I) was definitely gonna wear that to the game this Friday.” The teacher in question refused shallot questioning as “I got a new present and I want to go home. It's from my wife Meghan, for my birthday, definitely.”