Thousands of Partially Written Manuscripts found in Christian's Folder.

As Shallot reporters decided to do some spring cleaning, our employees entered shallot warehouses, also known as a Google Drive, to find many, many unfinished manuscripts. Reporters walked down rows and rows (figuratively of course, you can’t walk on the internet, you surf it) of partially written stories. No page had more than a paragraph. The cleaning crew quickly got to work, removing the stacks and stacks of news stories. Christian was said to have entered the warehouse, weeping and wailing, “If you want to destroy my work, you’ll have to destroy me too!” Another crew, who was working on the digital stories, found even more of Christian’s writing on hundreds of filled hard drives. This team deleted terabytes of data, finding no finished stories. When the cleaning was done, the workers added up the total amount of words to equal more than the complete works of Shakespeare, Orwell and Rowling combined. And of course by that we mean the collective words of the headlines. No stories were actually deleted during the cleaning of the warehouse.