Students Shocked After Entire Bathroom Deviously Licked

It was an average day at East Middle School until a student needed to go to the bathroom. They were shocked to see that the entire bathroom was gone. The sinks, toilets, trash cans and paper towels were all nowhere to be found. “I was very surprised” said the student “I've seen devious licks occuring around school but never to such an extent as this. When asked about the event, EMS Teacher Patrick Roenicke stated he had “no idea who would do such a thing.” School administrators are closing in as a suspect as they found an ebay listing titled “East Middle school boys bathroom for sale, including paper towels, toilet paper, and spare bike parts. Condition: very used.” They notified the seller that they were interested, and they then bought it. They paid online, and the seller said they could pick it up at a nearby Taco Bell. They brought the bathroom back to the school, and reinstalled it.